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Jeff Dunham has become known as something of a family-friendly comedian. He may let the occasional, mild curse word slip out, but for the most part, people would consider him to be someone who “works clean.” Despite his multiple roles as a family man on shows like Home Improvement, Last Man Standing and The Santa Clauses, the same cannot be said for his friend Tim Allen. Allen has been doing stand-up for decades, so a foul mouth is to be expected, but according to Dunham, this also includes a rather “dark” sense of humor.<br/><br/>I caught up with Jeff Dunham to discuss his Valentine’s Day special, Jeff Dunham: I’m With Cupid. While discussing his various television appearances, which included a guest spot on Last Man Standing, Dunham told me this story that properly exemplifies his friend Tim Allen’s way of “testing” folks.

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Jeff Dunham has become known as something of a family-friendly comedian. He may let the occasional, mild curse word slip out, but for the most part, people would consider him to be someone who “works clean.” Despite his multiple roles as a family man on shows like Home Improvement, Last Man Standing and The Santa Clauses, the same cannot be said for his friend Tim Allen. Allen has been doing stand-up for decades, so a foul mouth is to be expected, but according to Dunham, this also includes a rather “dark” sense of humor.&#60;br/&#62;&#60;br/&#62;I caught up with Jeff Dunham to discuss his Valentine’s Day special, Jeff Dunham: I’m With Cupid. While discussing his various television appearances, which included a guest spot on Last Man Standing, Dunham told me this story that properly exemplifies his friend Tim Allen’s way of “testing” folks.
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Lyrics: &#60;br/&#62;Only on them C’s&#60;br/&#62;if it’s breeze&#60;br/&#62;red ruby da sleeze &#60;br/&#62;Chinese on my sleeve &#60;br/&#62;these wanna be&#60;br/&#62;chun li’s &#60;br/&#62;Anyway &#60;br/&#62;&#60;br/&#62;你好 &#60;br/&#62;Nǐ hǎo &#60;br/&#62;Nǐ hǎo &#60;br/&#62;&#60;br/&#62;Who the fuck told bitches they was me now? &#60;br/&#62;I knew these bitches was slow&#60;br/&#62;I ain’t know these bitches senile &#60;br/&#62;Married a shooter case you Niggas tried to breathe loud &#60;br/&#62;Boom your face off then I tell him cease fire &#60;br/&#62;I’m the A, B side &#60;br/&#62;700 on them horses when we fixing to leave &#60;br/&#62;But I’on fuck with horses since Christopher Reeves &#60;br/&#62;&#60;br/&#62;Uh oh &#60;br/&#62;Uh oh&#60;br/&#62;&#60;br/&#62;Gotta be careful when I dip its flips all in the whip&#60;br/&#62;It’s 40s with 30 clips FN’s with the switch &#60;br/&#62;Guacamole with the taco&#60;br/&#62;waiting on El Chapo &#60;br/&#62;Came in the Rolls and left low in the Tahoe.&#60;br/&#62;&#60;br/&#62;Bad gyal don’t die die die &#60;br/&#62;Hunnit rounds on dat gratata&#60;br/&#62;Real one lick a&#60;br/&#62;shot ta ta &#60;br/&#62;She my lil vibe,&#60;br/&#62;my lil ah ah ah &#60;br/&#62;Bad gyal don’t run from nobody like ah &#60;br/&#62;Rude boy want me touching on his body like yah &#60;br/&#62;Boy affi dead if he ever diss me &#60;br/&#62;And he know what to do if he ever miss me &#60;br/&#62;&#60;br/&#62;Miss me with that na na na na na na na &#60;br/&#62;I stay with my na na na na na na na &#60;br/&#62;His ex hit him, he like na na na na na na na &#60;br/&#62;He want the bad gyal sleeze like dat&#60;br/&#62;why I’m a tease like that? &#60;br/&#62;I’ll na na na na na na na &#60;br/&#62;He tell me bring him that na na na na na na na &#60;br/&#62;We don’t be Karen like Donna na na na na na&#60;br/&#62;I like it when he grab my cheeks like that, why I’m a freak like that?&#60;br/&#62;&#60;br/&#62;Bad gyal don’t die die die &#60;br/&#62;Hunnit rounds on dat gratata&#60;br/&#62;Real one lick a&#60;br/&#62;shot ta ta &#60;br/&#62;She my lil vibe,&#60;br/&#62;my lil ah ah ah &#60;br/&#62;Bad gyal don’t run from nobody like ah &#60;br/&#62;Rude boy want me touching on his body like yah &#60;br/&#62;Boy affi dead if he ever diss me &#60;br/&#62;And he know what to do if he ever miss me &#60;br/&#62;&#60;br/&#62;VERSE 3 &#60;br/&#62;When the Queen leave bitches wanna come out like a cockroach &#60;br/&#62;Until I’m cooking in the kitchen like a pot roast &#60;br/&#62;That new Spectre, we don’t feel pot holes &#60;br/&#62;Dorito bitches&#60;br/&#62;mad that they nachos &#60;br/&#62;Shout out my vatos &#60;br/&#62;Shout out da hoes that’s watching me like movados ( click click click) &#60;br/&#62;All them botched face photos, why would you post those? &#60;br/&#62;Make a gyal duppy since I heard you like my ghost hoes &#60;br/&#62;Big truck but&#60;br/&#62;I’m alone like Post though &#60;br/&#62;Call Malone and tell him I’m going postal!!! &#60;br/&#62;These bitches rapping like my blooper roll &#60;br/&#62;Desert eagle if your nigga acting Super Bold &#60;br/&#62;Got ‘em like uh-oh &#60;br/&#62;Gun fingers like niggas doing the bogle&#60;br/&#62;Ya fucking bozo &#60;br/&#62;That 40 cal a make’em dance like a go go &#60;br/&#62;Super Fakks&#60;br/&#62;that’s word to Super Cat &#60;br/&#62;We ah rude gyal youth and we nuh tek back we chat!&#60;br/&#62;&#60;br/&#62;Cuz bitches couldn’t walk in my Crocs, that’s word to Dundee &#60;br/&#62;Just a bunch of airheads like Kelly bundy &#60;br/&#62;Man these bitches so slow man they slower than sloths &#60;br/&#62;600 horse, how you gone catch the boss? &#60;br/&#62;Caught ‘em with they hand out, tryna catch the sauce &#60;br/&#62;Thierry Mugler flow tryna cut the cloth &#60;br/&#62;See the difference is: I run businesses &#60;br/&#62;If I ain’t employ you, then what yo business is? &#60;br/&#62;I’ll have staff roll up like what the business is? &#60;br/&#62;Oh you don know that my niggas kill witnesses? &#60;br/&#62;&#60;br/&#62;Bad gyal don’t die die die &#60;br/&#62;Hunnit rounds on dat gratata&#60;br/&#62;Real one lick a&#60;br/&#62;shot ta ta &#60;br/&#62;She my lil vibe,&#60;br/&#62;my lil ah ah ah &#60;br/&#62;Bad gyal don’t run from nobody like ah &#60;br/&#62;Rude boy want me touching on his body like yah &#60;br/&#62;Boy affi dead if he ever diss me &#60;br/&#62;And he know what to do if he ever miss me
⏲ 3:33 ✓ 27-Mar-2024
[Intro] &#60;br/&#62;Go &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;[Chorus] &#60;br/&#62;Show me what you workin&#39; with &#60;br/&#62;Now show me what you workin&#39; with &#60;br/&#62;Show me what you workin&#39; with &#60;br/&#62;Now show me what you workin&#39; with &#60;br/&#62;Show me what you workin&#39; with &#60;br/&#62;Now show me what you workin&#39; with &#60;br/&#62;Show me what you workin&#39; with &#60;br/&#62;Now show me what you workin&#39; with &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;[Verse 1] &#60;br/&#62;I met Kelsey through my cousin, pretty, but the bitch ain&#39;t shit (Nothin&#39;) &#60;br/&#62;Too much foul play&#39;ll fuck the game up, sat her on the bench (Sub) &#60;br/&#62;Phone on DND, don&#39;t wanna talk, bitch think I turned it off (Sike) &#60;br/&#62;Poppin&#39; up at the spot, beatin&#39; on my door like I done broke the law (12) &#60;br/&#62;Money go hand in hand, bitches go man from man and fuck off hype &#60;br/&#62;These hoes&#39;ll risk they whole damn life for just one night (True) &#60;br/&#62;Seen it with my own two eyes, you can&#39;t convince &#39;em to do right &#60;br/&#62;And you ain&#39;t gotta bе her type, if you got money, you what shе like, yeah (Speak) &#60;br/&#62;Snitchin&#39; on me to my bitch, that&#39;s just like tellin&#39; the police (Fed) &#60;br/&#62;She say she not gon&#39; hold her breath, been waitin&#39; on time for two weeks (Thotty) &#60;br/&#62;Only love me while we fuckin&#39;, after that she tired of me &#60;br/&#62;Okay, cool, fine with me, your nigga ain&#39;t who I&#39;m tryna be (Not ever) &#60;br/&#62;Green eyes, good ass hair, I&#39;m tryna picture our daughter (Gorgeous) &#60;br/&#62;Laura speak that española, she from Miami, Florida &#60;br/&#62;I respect her mind, she know her worth and she stand on morals &#60;br/&#62;I can&#39;t make this up, Sephora, baby pussy, Bora Bora (Water) &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;You might also like &#60;br/&#62;Rock Out &#60;br/&#62;Moneybagg Yo, Lil Durk &amp; YTB Fatt &#60;br/&#62;Goin Thru It &#60;br/&#62;Moneybagg Yo &#60;br/&#62;Keep It Low &#60;br/&#62;Moneybagg Yo &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;[Chorus] &#60;br/&#62;Show me what you workin&#39; with &#60;br/&#62;Now show me what you workin&#39; with &#60;br/&#62;Show me what you workin&#39; with &#60;br/&#62;Now show me what you workin&#39; with (Let&#39;s go) &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;[Verse 2] &#60;br/&#62;Crazy bitch Latifah say I&#39;m just a lair, cheater and a dog (Grr) &#60;br/&#62;Hittin&#39; her from the back, stand on my tippy toes, she kinda tall &#60;br/&#62;Braids to the back, ever catch me in the act she gon&#39; set it off &#60;br/&#62;I&#39;m careful how I fuck it though, she might go and tell my business to the blogs &#60;br/&#62;Smokin&#39; blunts (Gumbo), chillin&#39; with this vibe &#60;br/&#62;She like, &#92;
⏲ 3:8 ✓ 27-Mar-2024
[Intro: Courtney LaPlante &amp; Megan Thee Stallion] &#60;br/&#62;This pussy depressed &#60;br/&#62;Pink nails &#39;round his neck &#60;br/&#62;Think it&#39;s goin&#39; down &#60;br/&#62;This pussy depressed &#60;br/&#62;(B-B-Bankroll Got it) &#60;br/&#62;Ayy &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;[Verse 1: Megan Thee Stallion] &#60;br/&#62;Breakin&#39; down and I had the whole world watchin&#39; &#60;br/&#62;But the worst part is really who watched me &#60;br/&#62;Every night I cried, I almost died &#60;br/&#62;And nobody close tried to stop it &#60;br/&#62;Long as everybody gettin&#39; paid, right? &#60;br/&#62;Everything&#39;ll be okay, right? &#60;br/&#62;I&#39;m winnin&#39;, so nobody trippin&#39; &#60;br/&#62;Bet if I ever fall off, everybody go missin&#39; &#60;br/&#62;At night, I&#39;m sittin&#39; in a dark room thinkin&#39; &#60;br/&#62;Probably why I always end up drinkin&#39; &#60;br/&#62;Yes, I&#39;m very depressed &#60;br/&#62;How can somebody so blessed wanna slit they wrist? &#60;br/&#62;Shit, I&#39;d probably bleed out some Pinot &#60;br/&#62;When they find mе, I&#39;m in Valentino, ayy &#60;br/&#62;He pourin&#39; me shots, thinkin&#39; it&#39;s lit &#60;br/&#62;Hah, littlе did he know &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;You might also like &#60;br/&#62;Cobra &#60;br/&#62;Megan Thee Stallion &#60;br/&#62;“Slut!” (Taylor’s Version) [From The Vault] &#60;br/&#62;Taylor Swift &#60;br/&#62;Now That We Don’t Talk (Taylor’s Version) [From The Vault] &#60;br/&#62;Taylor Swift &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;[Chorus: Courtney LaPlante] &#60;br/&#62;Leave me alone in the dark &#60;br/&#62;I am shedding my skin &#60;br/&#62;I need to harden my heart &#60;br/&#62;To protect myself from the pain &#60;br/&#62;Leave me alone in the dark &#60;br/&#62;I am shedding my skin &#60;br/&#62;I need to harden my heart &#60;br/&#62;To protect myself but the pain remains within &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;[Verse 2: Megan Thee Stallion, with Courtney LaPlante] &#60;br/&#62;Ayy, damn, I got problems &#60;br/&#62;Never thought a bitch like me would ever hit rock bottom &#60;br/&#62;Man, I miss my parents, way too anxious, always cancel my plans &#60;br/&#62;Pulled up, caught him cheatin&#39;, gettin&#39; his dick sucked in the same spot I&#39;m sleepin&#39; &#60;br/&#62;Lord, give me a break, I don&#39;t know how much more of this shit I can take (Ayy) &#60;br/&#62;How long you been worried &#39;bout me, tellin&#39; people that&#39;s not me? &#60;br/&#62;Honestly, it kinda feel like you plottin&#39;, watchin&#39; &#60;br/&#62;Why is you speakin&#39; on me at my lowest when you acted like you ain&#39;t noticed? &#60;br/&#62;I was trippin&#39;, goin&#39; crazy &#60;br/&#62;And they lowkey hatin&#39;, so they ain&#39;t gon&#39; say shit &#60;br/&#62;Damn, I finally see it &#60;br/&#62;I&#39;m killin&#39; myself when bitches would die to be me &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;[Refrain: Megan Thee Stallion &amp; Courtney LaPlante] &#60;br/&#62;This pussy depressed, hmm, I&#39;m about to stress him, yeah &#60;br/&#62;Pink nails &#39;round his neck, huh, but this ain&#39;t domestic, ayy &#60;br/&#62;Think it&#39;s goin&#39; down, hah, now he stand corrected, ayy &#60;br/&#62;This pussy depressed, hmm, I&#39;m about to stress him, ah &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;[Bridge: Megan Thee Stallion &amp; Courtney LaPlante] &#60;br/&#62;I ain&#39;t goin&#39;, yeah (I ain&#39;t goin&#39;) &#60;br/&#62;No emotion, ayy (No emotion) &#60;br/&#62;Back outside, yeah (Back outside) &#60;br/&#62;Back in motion, ayy (Back in motion) &#60;br/&#62;He keep callin&#39; (Callin&#39; me) &#60;br/&#62;Hmm, I ignore it (I ignore it) &#60;br/&#62;He say I&#39;m crazy (Say I&#39;m crazy) &#60;br/&#62;Hmm, don&#39;t I know it (Ah) &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;[Chorus: Courtney LaPlante] &#60;br/&#62;Leave me alone in the dark &#60;br/&#62;I am shedding my skin &#60;br/&#62;I need to harden my heart &#60;br/&#62;To protect myself from the pain &#60;br/&#62;Leave me alone in the dark &#60;br/&#62;I am shedding my skin &#60;br/&#62;I need to harden my heart &#60;br/&#62;To protect myself but the pain remains within
⏲ 3:5 ✓ 27-Mar-2024
WesleyWAT
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[Verse 1] You walked in Caught my attention I&#39;ve never seen A man with so much dimension [Pre-Chorus] It&#39;s the way you walk, the way you talk The way you make me feel inside It&#39;s in your smile, it&#39;s in your eyes I don&#39;t wanna wait for tonight [Chorus] So I&#39;m daydreamin&#39; With my chin in the palm of my hands About you, you And only you Got me daydreamin&#39; With my chin in the palm of my hands About you, boy, you And only you [Post-Chorus] For you Only you Only you, baby You might also like Honeymoon Avenue (Live from London) Ariana Grande Baby I (Live from London) Ariana Grande Right There (Live from London) Ariana Grande [Verse 2] Now I can&#39;t wait To hold you in my arms I know I was made for you I&#39;m in love with all of your charm [Pre-Chorus] It&#39;s the way you walk, the way you talk The way you make me feel inside In your smile, it&#39;s in your eyes I don&#39;t wanna wait for tonight [Chorus] So I&#39;m daydreamin&#39; With my chin in the palm of my hands About you, you And only you Got me daydreamin&#39; With my chin in the palm of my hands About you, boy, you And only you [Bridge] Oh, I want ya Gotta have ya And I need you Like I&#39;ve never had lovin&#39; beforе Oh, I want you Oh, I need you Gotta have ya Like I&#39;ve nеver had lovin&#39; before, babe [Chorus] So I&#39;m daydreamin&#39; With my chin in the palm of my hands About you, you And only you Got me daydreamin&#39; With my chin in the palm of my hands About you, boy, you And only you, babe [Post-Chorus] For you Ooh, yeah, baby [Outro: Marjorie Grande &amp; Frank Grande] He was a man&#39;s man and a ladies man Eighteen, nineteen, I began to become more serious about things in life Oh, I think when I was standing on that stoop and I looked at him, yeah, I was eleven years old
⏲ 3:32 ✓ 27-Mar-2024
Hoopex TV
⏲ 1 minute 55 seconds 👁 48.9K
[Intro] &#60;br/&#62;Ayy &#60;br/&#62; &#60;br/&#62;[Verse] &#60;br/&#62;If she told once, she&#39;ll do it twice, can&#39;t make no mistakes &#60;br/&#62;But she got me out, killin&#39; her make me look like a snake &#60;br/&#62;Well, if I&#39;m a snake and you a rat, bitch, you gon&#39; get ate &#60;br/&#62;Rules to this shit that you can&#39;t break, girl, that&#39;s the price you pay &#60;br/&#62;Tossed the body clean out the trunk, gun go in the lake &#60;br/&#62;Drive to the woods, burn the clothes, ain&#39;t no DNA &#60;br/&#62;Still got her phone, text her mama like, &#92;
⏲ 3:25 ✓ 27-Mar-2024

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